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Okay, who showed Clint Fall Out Boy? -TS

..... - (Y/I)

He's been blasting it through the tower all freaking day! -TS

SO LIGHT EM UP! -CB

.... - (Y/I)

(Name), don't you dare... -TS

*Urge to sing intensifies* -(Y/I)

UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP -CB

I'M ON FIRE! - (Y/I)

Damnit -TS

Don't hate, appreciate Tones -CB

Shut up Clint -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WHO THE HELL LET BRUCE DOWNLOAD FLAPPY BIRD!!? -(Y/I)

.....Oops -CB

I WILL END YOU! -(Y/I)

Not if Banner doesn't end you first! -CB

I uninstalled it! Crises averted! -TS

I'M BEING CHASED BY THE HULK WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRISIS AVERTED!? -(Y/I)

Future crisis averted? -TS

Would you just shut up! -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

I'm going to murder the person who invented smack cam. -CB

Hahahhaa! Your face was priceless! -TS

Where are you hiding Anthony!? -CB

Ooo, first name basis already? Come get me big boy ; ) -TS

You're so gay and you don't even like boys. -SR

(Name), stop letting Cap listen to Katy Perry -NR

I kissed a girl... -(Y/I)

And I recorded it! -TS

FIND HIM! -(Y/I)

WORKING ON IT! -CB

Did you check the roof? -LL

F*ck -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

BROTHER ANTHONY? -TO

Pointbreak? -TS

I DO WISH YOU WOULD REFRAIN FROM ADDRESSING ME AS SUCH -TO

Not gonna happen -TS

VERY WELL -TO

SISTER (NAME) HAS REGURGITATED HER BREAKFAST IN YOUR WEIRD FORM OF TRANSPORTATION THAT YOU CALL CARS -TO

That's just lovely.... -TS

HOW IS THIS LOVELY? (NAME) IS SICK, BROTHER ANTHONY, YOU REQUIRE HELP -TO

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Hey Loki? -(Y/I)

What -LL

Wanna go dancing? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with cherries on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with whipped cream on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with chocolate sprinkles on top? -(Y/I)

You can add many different toppings but my answer shall not change -LL

....What if I got you some of Tony's conditioner? -(Y/I)

I'll retrieve you from your quarters at 8 o'clock -LL

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WE'RE GONNA GO STREAKING!!!! -(Y/I)

What? -BB

She's really drunk. -SR

How did that happen? -BB

Thor brought over some Asgardian beer, you drink one and you're done. -SR

Oh dear -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

SINGLE EVERY SING DAY DO IT EVERY SINGLE WAY, MAKE THE SINGLE LADIES SAY OH BO! -(Y/I)

AND IF I WERE GAY, THOUGH I SWEAR IM STRAIGHT I'D MAKE THE FELLAS SAY! -CB

Oh great, if Clint drunk now too? -BB

No, its just a good song -CB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CALL 911 NOW! -(Y/I)

Calling! What's going on!? -TS

BAWUBWUWBWUWBAHAHAKAKAKAaGHAAGAKKKAKAKAWUBWUB -(Y/I)

....are you serious? -TS

Yeah, she still pretty smashed -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CLINT IS MY GAY BEST FRIEND! -(Y/N)

Omg -CB

PFFtahahahahhaah! Yes he is! -TS

Fuck you tony -CB

Mhm, maybe later -TS

OH SNAP CRACKLE POP -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Damn, what happened last night? -(Y/I)

You got drunk, went to a bar, got hit on by a loser, nat pretended to be your lesbian lover, you got steve to blush exactly 700 times, clint is your gay best friend, you got bruce to dance, you grinded on thor and loki, you took a body shot off rhodey, you threw peanuts at me and told me i shall not pass, you grabbed someone's baby out of it's stroller and sang all the small things to it, you out someone's underwear on your head and told everyone that you were wonderwoman here to save the females from pollution, you fell into the bartender's arms and cried because you thought he was adam levine, you hit someone over the head with a beer bottle and yelled 'how dare you stand where he stood' then cried over someone named dobby, you took a nosedive off the top of the tower and when i caught you, you said you wanted to do it again, you cried into clint's neck and told him you wanted to sleep, when thor carried you to bed you kicked him in the face and told him you didn't want to sleep, then passed out in the shower. -TS

..... -(Y/I)

Nat wasn't pretending -(Y/I)

At this point, i'm not even surprised -TS
Warning: Swearing and Drunk Shenanigans 

Songs Used/Mentioned:

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy
Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
OH BO - Bo Burnham 
First Of The Year (Equinox) - Skrillex
All The Small Things - blink-182

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You guys wanted another one so bad, so here you are. :)

I know some people are staring to make their own, which is awesome, but if you could either use a differnt title or modify it, that'd be great. Thanks. :)

Please excuse all Grammar/Spelling mistakes. 

Avengers Is Owned By The Amazing Marvel
I Own Nothing But The Plot.
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:iconhetalianarchangel:
HetalianArchangel Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OMFG PLEASE MAKE MORE!!! XD
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:iconskyrimfan2014:
Skyrimfan2014 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  New member  General Artist
OMG I love these! Can you make more plz.
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
Thank you!!
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:iconskyrimfan2014:
Skyrimfan2014 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  New member  General Artist
Heh, your welcome!!
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XcookiesXvsXmuffins Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Student Artist
love these!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Thank you!
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:icontorchwood-ets:
Torchwood-ETS Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
This
this is pure gold
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
Thank you so much!
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:iconrosie-and-friends:
Rosie-and-Friends Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
plz make more... *cries from laughing*
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:iconravannaalseif:
RavannaAlseif Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
My gosh, I think I died laughing reading this, and came back as a ghost to read it again and laugh some more. XD please make another! So funny! TIS FATED TO MAKE....ANOTHER!! *slams styrofoam coffee cup onto floor* hm....yeah, not the same effect as ceramic....XD keep calm and write on!
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RandomeBlondie Featured By Owner Edited Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Pretty Pretty pretty pleas with cherry, chocolate sprinkles, whiped cream AND Tony's conditioner on top, can you write more??Clap 
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
Well thanks. 
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:iconmadamefluttershy:
MadameFluttershy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Welcome. i love the stories, by the way. 
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gracewilliams27 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Student General Artist
I demand another puny mortal!!!!!
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:iconfe0:
Fe0 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014   General Artist
" I kissed a girl..."
" AND I RECORDED IT!" :lmao: I love that song. Katy Perry is awesome. :P

   Seriously, best fanfiction series ever. Think there will ever be a fourth edition? *Takes sip of coffee*
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Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
Right!? XD

Awe, spanks.
*Clasps hands in lap* Hm,
I think I'll let fate decide that one.
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Fe0 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014   General Artist
Absolutely!

Fate, be with this fiction. :fingerscrossed:
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maidenofasgard Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So much win! xD
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Happyluckygirl22 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LL: did you check the roof

TS: YOU FUCKING SNICH
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Wolfsoul36 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This is so awesome I Can't stop smiling xD
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Awe, that makes me happy! :)
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:iconwolfsoul36:
Wolfsoul36 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*Squee* Are you going to do more? 
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Maybe at some point. :)
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Happyluckygirl22 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Love <3
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Thanks! :D
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:iconmortem221:
Mortem221 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
DOBBY!!! * sob, sob* 
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cytez-kaimee Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
of course I would cry over dobby, tony!!!! do you know what he did??? how heroic and traumatizing in a heartbreaking way I was????? do you, tony?! do you???
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SirafienMaxwell Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Moooore!!!!
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teenvampireprincess Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You can add many different toppings but my answer shall not change -LL

....What if I got you some of Tony's conditioner? -(Y/I)

I'll retrieve you from your quarters at 8 o'clock -LL

*dies laughing*
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Melody-lyric Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Nat wasn't pretending"
hahahahaha that is actually believable with this story
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:iconelephantgirl202:
Related to the Dobby part I have a true story: So at camp my room mates and I were cleaning up a bit - such as get the clothes off of the floor - and my friend grabbed one of my socks off the floor and said to me "I think this is yours." Then handed it to me then I grabbed it and said "Master has given Dobby a piece of clothing..." Then I ran out the room and down the hall and yelled "DOBBY IS A FREE HOUSE ELF!!!" And then stopped running and started to cry about Dobby. :icondobbyplz: :iconsocksplz:

Anyways. Great textfic stories!!! I have read them many times! I love them!!! :iconavengersplz: :iconiphoneplz:
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Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Perfect way to clean a room. ^_^

Thanks! :D
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elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
XD yes it is
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BraginskyWilliams Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
I love these. ILOVETHESESOMUCH!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
I am so freaking glad! :D
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Snow-storms Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Haha, i love the fact that everyone keeps saying Tony needs help 😉
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
They may not be wrong. XD
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Snow-storms Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
hmm... maybe 😃
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NepetaCaptor Featured By Owner Edited Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I fucking loved the ending, if one of my friends get drunk and has a hangover and asks 'what happened last night' I'm gonna use what you wrote but change the names if you don't mind...*is still laughing*
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Kitsune-no-Gray Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That last section made my day!
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skyrahwriter16 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
love it
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
I'm glad. :)
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AnimeLover2467 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
The key to Loki: Tony's conditioner. *goes to sneak into the bathroom and find out what kind of conditioner the Metal Man uses*
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Good idea! XD
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:iconanimelover2467:
AnimeLover2467 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
Hey, want to help?
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Itinerys Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
Your Group Texts are sooo funny XD Do you plan on writing others ? It would be great :D 
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DB4Lyfe Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
UTTER PERFECTION Kagura Sohma (Kyo fangirling) [V1] 
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thatonegirlgamer123 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OMFG XDDD "Nat wasn't pretending.." "At this point I'm not even surprised" XDDD More! Good job XD
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