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Okay, who showed Clint Fall Out Boy? -TS

..... - (Y/I)

He's been blasting it through the tower all freaking day! -TS

SO LIGHT EM UP! -CB

.... - (Y/I)

(Name), don't you dare... -TS

*Urge to sing intensifies* -(Y/I)

UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP -CB

I'M ON FIRE! - (Y/I)

Damnit -TS

Don't hate, appreciate Tones -CB

Shut up Clint -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WHO THE HELL LET BRUCE DOWNLOAD FLAPPY BIRD!!? -(Y/I)

.....Oops -CB

I WILL END YOU! -(Y/I)

Not if Banner doesn't end you first! -CB

I uninstalled it! Crises averted! -TS

I'M BEING CHASED BY THE HULK WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRISIS AVERTED!? -(Y/I)

Future crisis averted? -TS

Would you just shut up! -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

I'm going to murder the person who invented smack cam. -CB

Hahahhaa! Your face was priceless! -TS

Where are you hiding Anthony!? -CB

Ooo, first name basis already? Come get me big boy ; ) -TS

You're so gay and you don't even like boys. -SR

(Name), stop letting Cap listen to Katy Perry -NR

I kissed a girl... -(Y/I)

And I recorded it! -TS

FIND HIM! -(Y/I)

WORKING ON IT! -CB

Did you check the roof? -LL

F*ck -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

BROTHER ANTHONY? -TO

Pointbreak? -TS

I DO WISH YOU WOULD REFRAIN FROM ADDRESSING ME AS SUCH -TO

Not gonna happen -TS

VERY WELL -TO

SISTER (NAME) HAS REGURGITATED HER BREAKFAST IN YOUR WEIRD FORM OF TRANSPORTATION THAT YOU CALL CARS -TO

That's just lovely.... -TS

HOW IS THIS LOVELY? (NAME) IS SICK, BROTHER ANTHONY, YOU REQUIRE HELP -TO

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Hey Loki? -(Y/I)

What -LL

Wanna go dancing? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with cherries on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with whipped cream on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with chocolate sprinkles on top? -(Y/I)

You can add many different toppings but my answer shall not change -LL

....What if I got you some of Tony's conditioner? -(Y/I)

I'll retrieve you from your quarters at 8 o'clock -LL

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WE'RE GONNA GO STREAKING!!!! -(Y/I)

What? -BB

She's really drunk. -SR

How did that happen? -BB

Thor brought over some Asgardian beer, you drink one and you're done. -SR

Oh dear -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

SINGLE EVERY SING DAY DO IT EVERY SINGLE WAY, MAKE THE SINGLE LADIES SAY OH BO! -(Y/I)

AND IF I WERE GAY, THOUGH I SWEAR IM STRAIGHT I'D MAKE THE FELLAS SAY! -CB

Oh great, if Clint drunk now too? -BB

No, its just a good song -CB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CALL 911 NOW! -(Y/I)

Calling! What's going on!? -TS

BAWUBWUWBWUWBAHAHAKAKAKAaGHAAGAKKKAKAKAWUBWUB -(Y/I)

....are you serious? -TS

Yeah, she still pretty smashed -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CLINT IS MY GAY BEST FRIEND! -(Y/N)

Omg -CB

PFFtahahahahhaah! Yes he is! -TS

Fuck you tony -CB

Mhm, maybe later -TS

OH SNAP CRACKLE POP -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Damn, what happened last night? -(Y/I)

You got drunk, went to a bar, got hit on by a loser, nat pretended to be your lesbian lover, you got steve to blush exactly 700 times, clint is your gay best friend, you got bruce to dance, you grinded on thor and loki, you took a body shot off rhodey, you threw peanuts at me and told me i shall not pass, you grabbed someone's baby out of it's stroller and sang all the small things to it, you out someone's underwear on your head and told everyone that you were wonderwoman here to save the females from pollution, you fell into the bartender's arms and cried because you thought he was adam levine, you hit someone over the head with a beer bottle and yelled 'how dare you stand where he stood' then cried over someone named dobby, you took a nosedive off the top of the tower and when i caught you, you said you wanted to do it again, you cried into clint's neck and told him you wanted to sleep, when thor carried you to bed you kicked him in the face and told him you didn't want to sleep, then passed out in the shower. -TS

..... -(Y/I)

Nat wasn't pretending -(Y/I)

At this point, i'm not even surprised -TS
Warning: Swearing and Drunk Shenanigans 

Songs Used/Mentioned:

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy
Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
OH BO - Bo Burnham 
First Of The Year (Equinox) - Skrillex
All The Small Things - blink-182

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You guys wanted another one so bad, so here you are. :)

I know some people are staring to make their own, which is awesome, but if you could either use a differnt title or modify it, that'd be great. Thanks. :)

Please excuse all Grammar/Spelling mistakes. 

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I Own Nothing But The Plot.
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:iconcrazywafflegal:
CrazyWaffleGal Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Writer
If you ask me, it seemed I was as drunk as a kangaroo that ate to many jelly babies😹 (P.s: NEVER FEED A KANGAROO JELLY BABIES!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY LAUGH SO MUCH YOULL DIE )Roo Ride 
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MexicanSenpai Featured By Owner 1 day ago
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this so much, I wish I had them in my life quq
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:iconmy-chemical-rebel:
my-chemical-rebel Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Hobbyist
Gotta love FOB ( I got the Harry Potter reference too )
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:iconshield-avenger:
SHIELD-Avenger Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I got wasted!? How is that possible!? I don't even drink beer, I'm not even 21 yet. SO.....HOW!?!?
HA!!!!! Clint's my gay best friend! LOL, i died laughing.
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SneakyXWoman13 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup. I officially died.
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:iconkacyisamazing:
kacyisamazing Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  New Deviant
O.M.G XD
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XxDevBananaxX Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015  New Deviant
NAT WASNT PRETENDING
AT THIS POINT IM NOT EVEN SURPRISED

THE GOLDEN SENTENCE
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
God bless.
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:iconmrsallenwalker13:
MrsAllenWalker13 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
. . .
Since when did you know about me?
(Laughing like a maniac in the background)
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:iconrosepiper1234:
rosepiper1234 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I LOVE BO BURNHAM OMFC I WAS JUST LISTENING TO OH BO I LOVE THIS 
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:iconfairylover2468:
fairylover2468 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
PLEASEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! Make another one
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:iconmezzoak1876:
Mezzoak1876 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist
Lmaolmaolmaolmao!!! *dies*
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:iconravala:
Ravala Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Student Artist
... Nat wasn't pretending.
XD
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:iconravala:
Ravala Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Student Artist
Did you check the roof? - LL
Loved it and laughed so hard!
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:iconmelodyrepublic:
MelodyRepublic Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This was weird because Light Em Up actually came on my phone while I was reading this. Great story!
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Shyboy2641 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My mom looked at me like I was weird, then read the story and busted up laughing.
That shows that you are a spectacular artist!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
Awe, thank you so so much!!
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:iconshyboy2641:
Shyboy2641 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!
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:icondobbyisafreeelfnow:
DobbyIsAFreeElfNow Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh gosh, i don't think i'm surprised anymore either XD
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hangmanstree36 Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Put Fall Out Boy and Blink-182 in a Marvel themed story and you have made my day.😊
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:iconrythmcolors:
RythmColors Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MORE PLEZ!
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:iconninjaturtles-ttitans:
ninjaturtles-ttitans Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.....................................................thankyou.............................
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
Thank you so much!
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ninjaturtles-ttitans Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
NP........................ oh and just so you know ur work and stories are awesome

KEEP UP THE FABULOUS WORK

(insert the clicking of the follow button here)
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DJdashiee Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
HELL YEAH!!!! FALL OUT BOY FOR LIFE XD!!!!
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:iconflamingwingedwolf:
Flamingwingedwolf Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I so would go lesiben for natasha
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:iconsparklymarvel:
sparklyMarvel Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Student Writer
SAME!!!!!!!!!!1
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:iconflamingwingedwolf:
Flamingwingedwolf Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'm sure every one would
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sparklyMarvel Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Student Writer
exactly.
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:iconflamingwingedwolf:
Flamingwingedwolf Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
*gives high five*
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:iconsparklymarvel:
sparklyMarvel Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Student Writer
lesbe honest here.
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:iconflamingwingedwolf:
Flamingwingedwolf Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
xD
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
Omg, same. C:
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:iconflamingwingedwolf:
Flamingwingedwolf Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Lesbe honest
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:iconhetalovergirl:
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
I have succeeded in waking up my entire family laughing at this. Thank you.
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:iconexplosives-are-fun:
Explosives-are-fun Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
They just keep getting better and better.
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vampiregirl-807 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student Artist
Can u make more please it was really good
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XxSlyFoxGirlxX Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
Am I the only one who ftfo(freak the freak out) when I was singing the best song every made by skrillex!!!!???
😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😇😇😇😇📞🚓
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:iconimaunikitty:
Imaunikitty Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
NO MORE LOKI LOVE!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
What? XD
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:iconimaunikitty:
Imaunikitty Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
It needs more Loki Love! (We need to love Loki more!)
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Lol, I've got a couple stories with Loki love, sadly, this is not one of them. XD
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:iconimaunikitty:
Imaunikitty Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Still needs more love
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
If you type Loki X Reader into the DA search bar, I think you'll find enough to fill yor needs. XD Good luck!
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:iconimaunikitty:
Imaunikitty Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
I read like all of (lokixreader) them but I mean the room of chats need more loving in it.
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Sadly in this story, Loki and the reader are just more like good buds. XD
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amyrose104 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
" FIND HIM! -(Y/I)
WORKING ON IT! -CB
Did you check the roof? -LL
F*ck -TS " OMG XD *dies from laughter*
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mollienaturerocks Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015
Omg, plz write another Avengers Group Texts, plz!!!
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
Yeah~ grinding on Loki~
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I DEMAND ANOTHER!!!!!

The wise words of Thor.😋
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