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Okay, who showed Clint Fall Out Boy? -TS

..... - (Y/I)

He's been blasting it through the tower all freaking day! -TS

SO LIGHT EM UP! -CB

.... - (Y/I)

(Name), don't you dare... -TS

*Urge to sing intensifies* -(Y/I)

UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP -CB

I'M ON FIRE! - (Y/I)

Damnit -TS

Don't hate, appreciate Tones -CB

Shut up Clint -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WHO THE HELL LET BRUCE DOWNLOAD FLAPPY BIRD!!? -(Y/I)

.....Oops -CB

I WILL END YOU! -(Y/I)

Not if Banner doesn't end you first! -CB

I uninstalled it! Crises averted! -TS

I'M BEING CHASED BY THE HULK WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRISIS AVERTED!? -(Y/I)

Future crisis averted? -TS

Would you just shut up! -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

I'm going to murder the person who invented smack cam. -CB

Hahahhaa! Your face was priceless! -TS

Where are you hiding Anthony!? -CB

Ooo, first name basis already? Come get me big boy ; ) -TS

You're so gay and you don't even like boys. -SR

(Name), stop letting Cap listen to Katy Perry -NR

I kissed a girl... -(Y/I)

And I recorded it! -TS

FIND HIM! -(Y/I)

WORKING ON IT! -CB

Did you check the roof? -LL

F*ck -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

BROTHER ANTHONY? -TO

Pointbreak? -TS

I DO WISH YOU WOULD REFRAIN FROM ADDRESSING ME AS SUCH -TO

Not gonna happen -TS

VERY WELL -TO

SISTER (NAME) HAS REGURGITATED HER BREAKFAST IN YOUR WEIRD FORM OF TRANSPORTATION THAT YOU CALL CARS -TO

That's just lovely.... -TS

HOW IS THIS LOVELY? (NAME) IS SICK, BROTHER ANTHONY, YOU REQUIRE HELP -TO

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Hey Loki? -(Y/I)

What -LL

Wanna go dancing? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with cherries on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with whipped cream on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with chocolate sprinkles on top? -(Y/I)

You can add many different toppings but my answer shall not change -LL

....What if I got you some of Tony's conditioner? -(Y/I)

I'll retrieve you from your quarters at 8 o'clock -LL

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WE'RE GONNA GO STREAKING!!!! -(Y/I)

What? -BB

She's really drunk. -SR

How did that happen? -BB

Thor brought over some Asgardian beer, you drink one and you're done. -SR

Oh dear -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

SINGLE EVERY SING DAY DO IT EVERY SINGLE WAY, MAKE THE SINGLE LADIES SAY OH BO! -(Y/I)

AND IF I WERE GAY, THOUGH I SWEAR IM STRAIGHT I'D MAKE THE FELLAS SAY! -CB

Oh great, if Clint drunk now too? -BB

No, its just a good song -CB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CALL 911 NOW! -(Y/I)

Calling! What's going on!? -TS

BAWUBWUWBWUWBAHAHAKAKAKAaGHAAGAKKKAKAKAWUBWUB -(Y/I)

....are you serious? -TS

Yeah, she still pretty smashed -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CLINT IS MY GAY BEST FRIEND! -(Y/N)

Omg -CB

PFFtahahahahhaah! Yes he is! -TS

Fuck you tony -CB

Mhm, maybe later -TS

OH SNAP CRACKLE POP -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Damn, what happened last night? -(Y/I)

You got drunk, went to a bar, got hit on by a loser, nat pretended to be your lesbian lover, you got steve to blush exactly 700 times, clint is your gay best friend, you got bruce to dance, you grinded on thor and loki, you took a body shot off rhodey, you threw peanuts at me and told me i shall not pass, you grabbed someone's baby out of it's stroller and sang all the small things to it, you out someone's underwear on your head and told everyone that you were wonderwoman here to save the females from pollution, you fell into the bartender's arms and cried because you thought he was adam levine, you hit someone over the head with a beer bottle and yelled 'how dare you stand where he stood' then cried over someone named dobby, you took a nosedive off the top of the tower and when i caught you, you said you wanted to do it again, you cried into clint's neck and told him you wanted to sleep, when thor carried you to bed you kicked him in the face and told him you didn't want to sleep, then passed out in the shower. -TS

..... -(Y/I)

Nat wasn't pretending -(Y/I)

At this point, i'm not even surprised -TS
Warning: Swearing and Drunk Shenanigans 

Songs Used/Mentioned:

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy
Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
OH BO - Bo Burnham 
First Of The Year (Equinox) - Skrillex
All The Small Things - blink-182

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You guys wanted another one so bad, so here you are. :)

I know some people are staring to make their own, which is awesome, but if you could either use a differnt title or modify it, that'd be great. Thanks. :)

Please excuse all Grammar/Spelling mistakes. 

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I Own Nothing But The Plot.
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:iconcytez-kaimee:
cytez-kaimee Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
of course I would cry over dobby, tony!!!! do you know what he did??? how heroic and traumatizing in a heartbreaking way I was????? do you, tony?! do you???
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SirafienMaxwell Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Moooore!!!!
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teenvampireprincess Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member Hobbyist Writer
You can add many different toppings but my answer shall not change -LL

....What if I got you some of Tony's conditioner? -(Y/I)

I'll retrieve you from your quarters at 8 o'clock -LL

*dies laughing*
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Melody-lyric Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  New member
"Nat wasn't pretending"
hahahahaha that is actually believable with this story
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:iconelephantgirl202:
Related to the Dobby part I have a true story: So at camp my room mates and I were cleaning up a bit - such as get the clothes off of the floor - and my friend grabbed one of my socks off the floor and said to me "I think this is yours." Then handed it to me then I grabbed it and said "Master has given Dobby a piece of clothing..." Then I ran out the room and down the hall and yelled "DOBBY IS A FREE HOUSE ELF!!!" And then stopped running and started to cry about Dobby. :icondobbyplz: :iconsocksplz:

Anyways. Great textfic stories!!! I have read them many times! I love them!!! :iconavengersplz: :iconiphoneplz:
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Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Perfect way to clean a room. ^_^

Thanks! :D
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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
XD yes it is
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BraginskyWilliams Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
I love these. ILOVETHESESOMUCH!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
I am so freaking glad! :D
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Snow-storms Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Haha, i love the fact that everyone keeps saying Tony needs help 😉
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