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Okay, who showed Clint Fall Out Boy? -TS

..... - (Y/I)

He's been blasting it through the tower all freaking day! -TS

SO LIGHT EM UP! -CB

.... - (Y/I)

(Name), don't you dare... -TS

*Urge to sing intensifies* -(Y/I)

UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP -CB

I'M ON FIRE! - (Y/I)

Damnit -TS

Don't hate, appreciate Tones -CB

Shut up Clint -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WHO THE HELL LET BRUCE DOWNLOAD FLAPPY BIRD!!? -(Y/I)

.....Oops -CB

I WILL END YOU! -(Y/I)

Not if Banner doesn't end you first! -CB

I uninstalled it! Crises averted! -TS

I'M BEING CHASED BY THE HULK WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRISIS AVERTED!? -(Y/I)

Future crisis averted? -TS

Would you just shut up! -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

I'm going to murder the person who invented smack cam. -CB

Hahahhaa! Your face was priceless! -TS

Where are you hiding Anthony!? -CB

Ooo, first name basis already? Come get me big boy ; ) -TS

You're so gay and you don't even like boys. -SR

(Name), stop letting Cap listen to Katy Perry -NR

I kissed a girl... -(Y/I)

And I recorded it! -TS

FIND HIM! -(Y/I)

WORKING ON IT! -CB

Did you check the roof? -LL

F*ck -TS

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

BROTHER ANTHONY? -TO

Pointbreak? -TS

I DO WISH YOU WOULD REFRAIN FROM ADDRESSING ME AS SUCH -TO

Not gonna happen -TS

VERY WELL -TO

SISTER (NAME) HAS REGURGITATED HER BREAKFAST IN YOUR WEIRD FORM OF TRANSPORTATION THAT YOU CALL CARS -TO

That's just lovely.... -TS

HOW IS THIS LOVELY? (NAME) IS SICK, BROTHER ANTHONY, YOU REQUIRE HELP -TO

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Hey Loki? -(Y/I)

What -LL

Wanna go dancing? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with cherries on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with whipped cream on top? -(Y/I)

No -LL

Pretty please with chocolate sprinkles on top? -(Y/I)

You can add many different toppings but my answer shall not change -LL

....What if I got you some of Tony's conditioner? -(Y/I)

I'll retrieve you from your quarters at 8 o'clock -LL

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

WE'RE GONNA GO STREAKING!!!! -(Y/I)

What? -BB

She's really drunk. -SR

How did that happen? -BB

Thor brought over some Asgardian beer, you drink one and you're done. -SR

Oh dear -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

SINGLE EVERY SING DAY DO IT EVERY SINGLE WAY, MAKE THE SINGLE LADIES SAY OH BO! -(Y/I)

AND IF I WERE GAY, THOUGH I SWEAR IM STRAIGHT I'D MAKE THE FELLAS SAY! -CB

Oh great, if Clint drunk now too? -BB

No, its just a good song -CB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CALL 911 NOW! -(Y/I)

Calling! What's going on!? -TS

BAWUBWUWBWUWBAHAHAKAKAKAaGHAAGAKKKAKAKAWUBWUB -(Y/I)

....are you serious? -TS

Yeah, she still pretty smashed -BB

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

CLINT IS MY GAY BEST FRIEND! -(Y/N)

Omg -CB

PFFtahahahahhaah! Yes he is! -TS

Fuck you tony -CB

Mhm, maybe later -TS

OH SNAP CRACKLE POP -(Y/I)

#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#

Damn, what happened last night? -(Y/I)

You got drunk, went to a bar, got hit on by a loser, nat pretended to be your lesbian lover, you got steve to blush exactly 700 times, clint is your gay best friend, you got bruce to dance, you grinded on thor and loki, you took a body shot off rhodey, you threw peanuts at me and told me i shall not pass, you grabbed someone's baby out of it's stroller and sang all the small things to it, you out someone's underwear on your head and told everyone that you were wonderwoman here to save the females from pollution, you fell into the bartender's arms and cried because you thought he was adam levine, you hit someone over the head with a beer bottle and yelled 'how dare you stand where he stood' then cried over someone named dobby, you took a nosedive off the top of the tower and when i caught you, you said you wanted to do it again, you cried into clint's neck and told him you wanted to sleep, when thor carried you to bed you kicked him in the face and told him you didn't want to sleep, then passed out in the shower. -TS

..... -(Y/I)

Nat wasn't pretending -(Y/I)

At this point, i'm not even surprised -TS
Warning: Swearing and Drunk Shenanigans 

Songs Used/Mentioned:

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy
Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
OH BO - Bo Burnham 
First Of The Year (Equinox) - Skrillex
All The Small Things - blink-182

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You guys wanted another one so bad, so here you are. :)

I know some people are staring to make their own, which is awesome, but if you could either use a differnt title or modify it, that'd be great. Thanks. :)

Please excuse all Grammar/Spelling mistakes. 

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I Own Nothing But The Plot.
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:iconmzuriximane:
MzurixImane Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Nat wasn't pretending...."?

Oh frack.

But I tricked Loki! HAH!

And threw peanuts at Tony.
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Tsukuno-san Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  New Deviant
I love it!!!!!!!!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Thank you!
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XxKumikoxXX Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
rofl rofl rofl 
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AvengerMaximoff Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016  New Deviant
BO BURNHAM!!!' THIS BEATS PRETTY GOOD BUT THIS ONES SICK (Shows a beet with pills) TURN UP (Shows a turnip) God BO BURNHAM is great😂
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:iconnoeffingducks:
noeffingducks Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I LIKE ME!!
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:iconlokiwife:
LokiWife Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Writer
No Barham
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:iconsugarskull360:
sugarskull360 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I loved it and I can't stop laughing

We need another
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015
Thank you so much! What a lovely icon by the way!
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sugarskull360 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
No problem and thank you ! :)
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:iconraqi94:
raqi94 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
These are the amazing! I don't think Ive ever laughed that hard before!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015
Awe, thanks so much! 
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:iconsonjaanimelover:
sonjaanimelover Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
MORE PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconstarthetwintailwolf:
starthetwintailwolf Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Funny part,I'm bi and find widow quite hot. Best post twist ever.
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:iconcherieann2001:
Shit I grinded on Thor and Loki just like in my dream! Sorry Clint your my BFF not gay though. I'm glAd I got Bruce to dance I don't even want to know what I told Steve to make him Blush uh Rhodey those body shots meant nothing Nat I don't know what to say, I still mourn for Dobby Hell Adam Levine is Sexy Thor sorry for kicking you and Tony dammit you better not have recorded this!
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theunknownentity0 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015
Bruce Banner playing Flappy Bird is the worst thing he could do, that's just an instant Hulk-out right there! Good grief... :fear:

Note to self: Teach Thor about sarcasm, because he doesn't quite understand it yet...

Oh dear. I got super drunk... :omg:

I was singing dubstep, that's awesome. Plus I love that song! :boogie:

This is amazing! :dummy:
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:iconcherieann2001:
Yep Banner and Flappy Bird not a good combo
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015
Awe, thanks so much!
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:iconcherieann2001:
cherieann2001 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015
Bhahaha
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015
^_^ Thanks for reading!
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:iconcherieann2001:
cherieann2001 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015
Welcome
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:iconteamleaderalice:
teamleaderALICE Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Student General Artist
YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHEN ANOTHER IS MADE
please?
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:iconphoenixjewls:
phoenixjewls Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Whoa drunk me is awesome
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:iconcityofthesilentlies:
CityOfTheSilentLies Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The funny thing is, my initials are CB :D
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:iconash6777:
Ash6777 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015
This is hilarious! Would love to see more. :)
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:iconmoonprincess22:
moonprincess22 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015  Student Photographer
There needs to be more of these.
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:iconjumpingmanatee:
jumpingmanatee Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015
Now that was hilarious. Any more?
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:iconcrazywafflegal:
CrazyWaffleGal Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
If you ask me, it seemed I was as drunk as a kangaroo that ate to many jelly babies😹 (P.s: NEVER FEED A KANGAROO JELLY BABIES!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY LAUGH SO MUCH YOULL DIE )Roo Ride 
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MexicanSenpai Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this so much, I wish I had them in my life quq
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:iconmy-chemical-rebel:
my-chemical-rebel Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015  Hobbyist
Gotta love FOB ( I got the Harry Potter reference too )
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:iconshield-avenger:
SHIELD-Avenger Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I got wasted!? How is that possible!? I don't even drink beer, I'm not even 21 yet. SO.....HOW!?!?
HA!!!!! Clint's my gay best friend! LOL, i died laughing.
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SneakyXWoman13 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup. I officially died.
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:iconkacyisamazing:
kacyisamazing Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015
O.M.G XD
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:iconxxdevbananaxx:
XxDevBananaxX Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
NAT WASNT PRETENDING
AT THIS POINT IM NOT EVEN SURPRISED

THE GOLDEN SENTENCE
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
God bless.
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:iconmrsallenwalker13:
MrsAllenWalker13 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
. . .
Since when did you know about me?
(Laughing like a maniac in the background)
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:iconrosepiper1234:
rosepiper1234 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I LOVE BO BURNHAM OMFC I WAS JUST LISTENING TO OH BO I LOVE THIS 
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:iconfairylover2468:
fairylover2468 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
PLEASEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! Make another one
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:iconmezzoak1876:
Mezzoak1876 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist
Lmaolmaolmaolmao!!! *dies*
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:iconravala:
Ravala Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Student Artist
... Nat wasn't pretending.
XD
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:iconravala:
Ravala Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Student Artist
Did you check the roof? - LL
Loved it and laughed so hard!
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:iconmelodyrepublic:
MelodyRepublic Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This was weird because Light Em Up actually came on my phone while I was reading this. Great story!
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Shyboy2641 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My mom looked at me like I was weird, then read the story and busted up laughing.
That shows that you are a spectacular artist!
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:iconeternal-violet-void:
Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
Awe, thank you so so much!!
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:iconshyboy2641:
Shyboy2641 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!
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:icondobbyisafreeelfnow:
DobbyIsAFreeElfNow Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh gosh, i don't think i'm surprised anymore either XD
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hangmanstree36 Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Put Fall Out Boy and Blink-182 in a Marvel themed story and you have made my day.😊
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RythmColors Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
MORE PLEZ!
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ninjaturtles-ttitans Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.....................................................thankyou.............................
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Eternal-Violet-Void Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
Thank you so much!
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